Types Of Girls





HARD DISK GIRLS

she remembers everything, FOREVER




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RAM GIRLS

she forget about you, the moment you turn her off

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WINDOWS GIRLS

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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**** GIRLS

Difficult to access

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SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible things look beautiful

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CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

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EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

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VIRUS GIRLS


Also known as "wife" when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything..